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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 46thLargest Insurance Industry: 51stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 68th
The Kabushiki Kaisha of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Inevitable, Inviolable, Invincible
Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

The KoZ

Population16.118 billion

CapitalOsaka
LeaderLord KoZ
Faitha major religion

CurrencyKoZ-koku
Animalwhite elk

The Kabushiki Kaisha of The KoZ is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Lord KoZ with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, unlimited-speed roads, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 16.118 billion KoZians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Osaka. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient KoZian economy, worth a remarkable 8,693 trillion KoZ-kokus a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 539,344 KoZ-kokus, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,568,953 per year while the poor average 31,394, a ratio of 113 to 1.

The government is avowedly atheist, euthanasia is legal, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, and reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The KoZ's national animal is the white elk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is a major religion.

The KoZ is ranked 294,151st in the world and 7th in Feudal Japan for Most Cultured, scoring -61 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Top
1%
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 46thLargest Insurance Industry: 51stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 68thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 111thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 147thLargest Mining Sector: 196thLargest Agricultural Sector: 216thFattest Citizens: 220thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 240thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 247thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 248thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 299thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 336thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 345thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 356thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 521stMost Armed: 612thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,392ndLargest Retail Industry: 2,433rdMost Corrupt Governments: 2,519thTop
5%
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,181stLargest Publishing Industry: 3,578thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,760thRudest Citizens: 4,168thSmartest Citizens: 4,365thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,345thMost Efficient Economies: 5,907thLowest Crime Rates: 7,718thTop
10%
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 15,702ndLargest Populations: 23,764thLargest Governments: 23,836thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 25,093rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The KoZ was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : The KoZ's influence in Feudal Japan rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • : The KoZ lodged a message on the Feudal Japan Regional Message Board.
  • : The KoZ was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dead.
  • : The KoZ was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : The KoZ was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : The KoZ was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : The KoZ altered its national flag.
  • : The KoZ's influence in Feudal Japan rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
  • : The KoZ's influence in Feudal Japan fell from "Vassal" to "Apprentice".

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